asdfgh i only come to my parents house for this stupid face!
blanche’s unruly teenage grandson visits.
speaking of facebook… christ, people! there are only a few things that i truly enjoy in this world, and i know that “jersey shore” will automatically become one of them. don’t try to kill this for me!! i know it’s not real, but that’s because the real jersey shore is FUCKING BORING YOU ASSHOLES. WAY TO GO, LIVE IN A PLACE THAT IS ONLY MILDLY INTERESTING FOR, LIKE, THREE MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR. GO SUCK A FUCK AND START COLLECTING YOUR TIPS FROM SURF TACO… YOU’RE GOING TO NEED THE MONEY TO PAY FOR YOUR FUCKING BEACH BADGE. ASSHOLES.
i'd link you to the thread on my facebook where two girls from high school are talking about their pregnancies
but it’s really, really fucking boring.
Reblogged from molls
I made this.
Unemployed ep. two - “interviewing”
If you missed episode one it’s over here.
i love these!
Reblogged from kevinishere
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ps i am totally not all bummed on life or anything. i just listened to this gem!
sometimes i fear
that when i am old, i am going to be a fat version of rachel zoe who is still telling sarah-silverman-esque vagina jokes to her room full of cats, and that my tolerance for alcohol will become so bad that i have to resort to drinking straight gasoline from a jug.
git yer homo ass marriage proposal off my dashboard
sometimes i really hate the power of the internet.
