This was on my phone…
washington st., clinton hill, brooklyn.
here's a snapshot of my life
i burned my leg last week because i poured boiling water down my thigh (obviously, right?)
anyway, today i taped a wad of gauze around my leg… like, with tape that you use to wrap christmas gifts in. but instead of this being a gift, it’s a nasty open wound :(
Reblogged from tomoatmeal
after my all-time favorite series “neon genesis evangelion” ended, fans were so pissed off at the conclusion that they trashed the entrance to gainax, the studio that produced the show.
if the end of “lost” sucks, i think we are totally within our right to out-fuck the japanese and do this to the bad robot studios!
i am 12 years old, but this made me really sad.
Dude, if you want to date a hipster chick, you can’t just be like, “I have a beard and I’m an engineer.” You gotta know who Sufjan Stevens is. Do you even know who Morrissey is?
— a bro talking to his bro friend on the L train this evening
This could be your next lady guys!
Taken from a Facebook about me of a former classmate of mine:
im a single mom just trying to live my life n find that special person that i can love n be happy w forever.ive been through a lot n just want to get out of the bad and in with the good!!!!Don’t come all at once boys!
tomorrow i am going to delete everything in my facebook profile and replace it with this “about me.”
Reblogged from fastjohnny
There are very few things I’ve asked for in this world: to build a new park from scratch, to eventually become president and to one day solve a murder on train.
— Leslie Knope
Reblogged from stopstalkingmyshit
